Tuesday 31 March 2009

Cambodian Heat wave

On the way to Cambodia the Intrepid 8 became the Secret 7 as An had to go home to Belgium. The journey was tough, we had to go back to Bangkok first meaning we were in 3 different countries in the space of 2 days! On top of that our bus crashed leaving Bangkok, nothing serious as we were going really slow, but the driver just drove straight into another bus, I have no idea how he didn't see it, it was bright yellow. We also met some corrupt Cambodian policemen at the border who demanded $5 from each of us to cross. I know its not much money but over here $5 goes a long way and it was more the principal. We refused and were promptly told “ no pay, go back to Thailand” so we realized we’d have to play their game. If they do that to every tourist that crosses the border they must be the richest men in Cambodia! Our hostel more than made up for the journey though and was so luxurious compared to what we’d been used to. We had a balcony, air con and a pool!

Unsurprisingly most of our time in Siem Reap was spent at Ankor Wat which is hard to describe in words. Immense, magnificent, epic, the scale of it is completely indescribable. This paragraph cant really do it justice but hopefully some of the photos on Facebook will.

As we’d been making our way south from Chiang Mai through Laos it had been getting slowly hotter and hotter and by now the heat was ridiculous. Seeking refuge in our air conditioned dorm became an increasingly popular activity and Dan bought a rather fetching local hat to make trekking around the temples more bearable.









Dan trying to disguise himself as a rice farmer

St Paddy’s day was just as big in Cambodia as it is at home. We came down to the hostel bar that evening to be surrounded by Irish men dressed head to toe in green, drinking green beer. We headed out to the famous “Ankor what?” bar where 2 jugs of cocktails gets you a free t shirt. Our aim was to furnish all 7 of us with a t shirt but unfortunately we only got as far as number five before we had to give up for our own good. Then for some strange reason we decided to go to a local Cambodian club. At first we thought they were all really drunk as everyone in there was going crazy on the dance floor, but then we realsied they couldn't afford the extortionate drinks prices, we were the only ones drinking in the entire club. We tried to join in the dancing and got up on the stage but I don't think they were very impressed with our moves and spent most of the night laughing at us.

Dan got so drunk on St Paddy's night he lost his beard

On the day we left for Phomh Penn the heavens opened and there was a proper monsoon rain. Like the locals we were so happy, but slightly worried the rainy season had come a month early. We only spent two days there, mainly to visit The Killing Fields and S21, the Khmer Rouge prison. Both were horrifying. We were expecting S21 to be a bit like Auschwitz but somehow it was worse, it was much less like a museum, and a lot more real. You could walk into the cells, the torture chambers and it made it a lot easier to imagine what went on there. The setting is also very surreal, it used to be a school so its in the middle of a suburban neighborhood right in the centre of the city, and you can still see the childrens writing on the walls.

Detention cell in S-21

Other major things to note was the fact that it was getting even hotter, which we didn't feel was possible, and the traffic. We thought Bangkok was bad but Phomn Penh was something else. The complete lack of rules of any sort made going anywhere by tuk tuk a memorable experience, I had my eyes shut on numerous occasions.

A near miss with a truck

To escape the heat we headed for Sikhanoukville on the Cambodian coast. As our bus arrived into the bus station we saw all the tuk tuk drivers running to meet us which we were quite used to by now. However these ones were a bit pushier than normal, within a few minutes we’d been completely surrounded by about 30 of them, all shouting different prices at us. At one point, and this is no joke, one of them got a megaphone out and started bellowing “TAXI $6, TAXI $6” to try and beat his rivals. Hilarious.

We treated ourselves to beautiful bungalows right on the beachfront and spent a very lazy 4 days chilling out. Being able to jump in the sea again was amazing, although it was more like getting into a warm bath so not very refreshing, but I know we shouldn't complain! We also managed to get into the $1000 dollar a room mega resort down the road, we’d heard they had a pool and were desperately in search of a way to cool down. We spent a day lounging by the pool pretending to be rich, but getting a bit hungry as we couldn't afford any of the food there!

Flashpacking at the beach bungalows

And then somehow it was the last night before the 7 of us went our separate ways. 1 month, 2 fractured ribs, 3 countries and 100 beers later it was all over. It was very sad but a 25c a beer happy hour meant the evening finished on a high with us all in the sea sans our clothes singing to Aretha Franklin. Dan and I were the only ones who hadn't decided where we were off to next (see, we haven't changed!) but a quick look on Air Asia for the cheapest flights meant we were headed for Ho Chi Minh City, with the worst hangovers we’ve had for a long time.

Saturday 21 March 2009

Motorbikes and Extreme Tubing in Vang Vieng

Its hard to describe Vang Vieng but I’ll give it a go. Its a small town 5 hours south of Luang Prabang built up on the banks of the Mekong river. It was first famous for its really beautiful setting with its huge limestone cliffs and caves, but now its more famous for the tubing that goes on down the river. Its attracted loads of backpackers to the area so its like a section of the Khao San road has been transplanted over to this tiny town in Laos. Its not just normal tubing however, the river’s lined with bars and as you float past kids throw ropes out to you and pull you in to sell you buckets of vodka redbull, so absolutely everyone on the river is completely drunk. Its a bit surreal as come 6 o'clock the town is filled with people in their bikinis stumbling round the town on their way home. We watched with disdain the first day but sure enough a few days later and that was us!!

Our first day in Vang Vieng was meant to be the grand tubing adventure but a few of us were still feeling ill so we decided to postpone and hired some scooters to visit the surrounding countryside .This turned out to be a great day, cruising along in the valley of the enormous mountains stopping to explore caves and swim in the blue lagoon. We decided not to get a guide for the caves which may sound a bit dangerous but it was great being able to explore by ourselves, not knowing what we’d come across. At one point we found a completely isolated chamber and all turned our headtorches off, the darkness and quietness was so intense (until Dan tried to jump on me).

Finding a reclining Budha in the middle of a cave

Daylight, at last!


On the way back home however we missed our turning, despite my marvelous map reading skills, and ended up going the very long way round. This would have been fine but then Lukas’ bike broke, it just wouldn't start, some friendly locals stopped to try to help us but no luck. It was getting dark now and we didn't want to leave Lukas in the middle of no where by himself while we went to get help so we pushed the bike to the nearest village and tried to explain what had happened.

This was quite an amusing site – the only westerners around, and completely caked in orange dust from riding on the dirt tracks all day, like we’d been the victims of really bad spray tans. It was also really hard work as no one spoke any English at all, and the helpful phrases in the back of Lonely Planet didn't really deal with this situation. Eventually we were saved when a young girl who’d learned English at school explained t her parents that we needed to use their truck to get the bike back to town, phew.

5 minute cow delay

The next day we were ready for tubing! We set off from out hostel wearing just our swimming stuff and with nothing more than some money sealed in a plastic bag and met up with Mike, another friend from SpicyThai. We got to he first bar and broke ourselves in gently with a few beers before starting down the river. All around there were these obscenely high rope swings held up by not very sturdy bamboo stilts and operated by Laos school children. The type of thing you immediately know there's no way you're going to do it, we all looked at them in disbelief and vowed we wouldn't do them. After a leisurely float down the river we got pulled out at bar no. 2 – it was 2pm now which we decided was late enough for a bucket and a drinking game, and suddenly the highest swings didn't seem that high any more! We continued on like this for a while - float, drink, float, drink and by the last bar everyone was loving the death rides. How silly we were to be so scared at first we thought.


Well, it turned out we weren't actually that sillyto be hesitant, it took until the alcohol had worn off the next morning for us to realise our injuries, we all felt a bit worse for wear. An had purple bruises all down her back (a week later when she was back in Bangkok she went to the hospital and found out she’d fractured two of her ribs) and Dan and I both thought we had minor concussion, mine from a rather spectacular face plant coming off a water slide. One day was definitely enough for us!


Unfortunately there’s no pictures at all of this day as no one had a waterproof camera, which makes it into even more of a surreal place for me, it really has to be seen to be believed. Here’s a link though to give you a bit of an idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysU28U6_rrE

We’d planned to kayak down to the capital Vientiane the following day as a change from getting the bus but given the state of us we decided against it! Vientiane didn't seem that special after the rest of Laos that we’d seen. Luang Prabang was beautiful with its french colonial buildings, Vang Vieng was just crazy, and Vientiane seemed a bit dull in comparison. We only stayed for two nights, one of them was An’s birthday so we treated ourselves to a posh french restaurant. Fillet steak was £5 which was three times what we’d normally spend on dinner but then we thought what we’d pay for it at home! I also had a glass of wine for the first time since we left England MMMMMMNN!

Thursday 19 March 2009

The (Very) Slow Boat to Laos

We had three options of how to get to Luang Prabang in Laos – the slow boat down the Mekong river which takes 2 days, a speedboat that covers the same distance in 6 hours but is notoriously dangerous, or a 13 hour bus journey on a winding dirt road through the mountains. We chose the safe but slow river boat option – I’m really glad we did as its been one of the highlights of the trip. I wont pretend it was fun being on a boat for two days but sitting on the edge watching the mountains, water buffalo and fishing villages slip past was magical.


Our luxury yacht to Luang Prabang

So, after a night at the Thai border town we set off early to cross the Mekong and enter Laos. We’d been warned about an “official” that comes up to you once you’ve crossed the border and tells you horror stories of how awful the boat is, and then tries to sell you an upgrade for his expensive bus. Sure enough up he pops, we wont fall for your lies we think and politely decline to attend his “briefing”. As soon as we do this his charming act is gone and he tells us that we’re now on our own and no one will help us. We ignored him and carried on our way but half an hour later when we were getting our passports checked at the police station there seemed to be some problem with us getting our boat tickets but we couldn’t understand what they’re saying. Then this horrible little man appeared again and started pointing at us and ranting in Laos – it seems that not only was he not going to help us, he was actually going to try and stop us getting on the boat! Not a very good first impression of Laos. Luckily things improved after that, we got a good spot on the boat and sat back and relaxed. (Unfortunately some chavs decided to set up camp next to us and passed the time poring vodka into their eyes – no joke!). Much reading, card games and beer Laos later we reached civilization again and disembarked at Luang Prabang.

In true Spicy hostel style as soon as we arrived Pong, the guy that runs it, told us he’d arranged dinner at the village chiefs house for the annual ‘Celebration of the Snake’ festival. We were made to feel extremely welcome by the locals who prepared us an amazing dinner, and who were all a bit drunk after drinking solidly for two whole days. They tried to teach us how to dance Laos style which was a bit of a disaster but very amusing – later on we tried to teach them the macaranna but that didn't really work either. Before we went home the grandmother of the family performed a ritual where we were all blessed to give us good luck and happiness, which was amazing to be a part of.

The next morning we went off to the Kuang Si waterfalls which were stunning, 5 different tiers culminating in a 60m drop. We amused ourselves with diving and rope swings for half a day and then went to visit a fishing village where one of the hostel staff grew up on the way home.

Girl Power!

The children were really excited to see us at first and ran down to meet us, but they got a bit naughty after a while and started pulling the legs off live frogs and throwing them at us, eurgh. The boys also took part in some mud wrestling.

Mekong mud bath

On day three we got up at 5am to watch the monks on their alms round – this is when the monks walk through the town and all the locals line up on the street to offer them food. Its quite a sight to see hundreds of saffron coloured monks at that time in the morning, really peaceful. But it seemed to have become quite a tourist attraction with some people going right up to the monks and taking photos in their face as if they were animals which was a real shame to see.

Monk breakfast

Then the illness started, one by one we dropped like flies. 6 out of the 8 of us got it, and probably half the hostel overall. Very bad timing as under sickness in the Lonely Planet it tells you to leave Laos and head straight to Thailand! After a few days in bed we’d recovered though and went on our way south to Vang Vieng.

Wednesday 18 March 2009

Chiang Mai - A home from home

The hostel we stayed at in Chiang Mai was amazing (SpicyThai Backpackers), the atmosphere was so welcoming, after an hour we knew everyone in the entire place and over the week we made some really good friends, 7 of whom we’re still traveling with now. The guy that ran it organized activities for us everyday, stuff that you’d never normally get to see as a tourist. On our first night there he brought the whole hostel to his home village (this involved fitting 22 people into a tuk tuk), we had a traditional thai dinner at his mum’s house and drank (lethal) thai whiskey with his dad and the locals. Dan tried some local delicacies, fried pig intestines and crispy bamboo worms, but I declined. It was like we were part of a big hostel family, we could have stayed forever. Unfortunately we realised too late that our visa ran out two days earlier than we had thought, so we had to make a trip to the immigration office and ask for it to be extended. We were told to dress smartly which is easier said than done when you’re traveling but we must have made a good impression as for a hefty fee they let us stay for an extra week, thai prison successfully avoided.

Thai Dinner at Noom's House

We had a pretty action packed week, visiting temples, lakes, universities, playing minigolf, eating bbq's, indulging in massages and, the best thing of all, shopping. I have never seen a shopping mall so big in my life! Chiang Mai’s also famous for cookery courses so we decided to indulge and increase our culinary repertoire. The cooking school was set in an organic farm so we got to see all of the lemongrass, kaffir lime leaves, galangal, papayas, mangoes etc actually growing, the herbs looked so different to the dried stuff we get at home I hardly recognized them.

Then it was time to cook, a frenzy of chopping, stirring and grinding, trying to keep up with our teacher. At one point i turned round and Dan was concentrating so hard he hadn't realized that his wooden spoon was on fire! We made so many things, curry paste, chicken with cashew nuts, pad thai, tom yum soup, sticky rice with mango, and then we had to eat them all, it was all so tasty even if I do so say myself. Hopefully we’ll remember all of this for when we get back home so we can impress you with our new skills!
















After a week we thought it was time to drag ourselves away from SpicyThai and make our way
to Laos - we couldn't get too homesick as we were heading for the sister hostel SpicyLaos. Six of our friends from the hostel also decided to some too, so now there were eight of us – Lukas and Matthias, 2 guys from Austria, Matt and Kath, a couple from London, An from Belgium and Mark from America, you'll hear lots about them later.

The intrepid 8 head for Laos

Monday 16 March 2009

Island Hopping – Koh Lanta, Phuket, Similan Isles, Koh Phangan

Wow a long time has passed since we last wrote, a combination of laziness, adventure and sickness. We spent a further 3 weeks island hopping, from Koh Lanta we crossed to Phuket which was a big shock to the system for us, full of bright lights and very different to the laid back lifestyle we’d been leading. There was even a cinema showing English films so on Valentines day we treated ourselves to The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and some popcorn, it seemed just like we were back home at the cinema in Reading until we had to stand to salute to the King before the film started.


Safety First - Improving our motorcycling skills on Koh Lanta

Next is one of our favorite places of the trip so far – The Similan Isles, a national park of nine isands 50 km off the coast of Phuket, a true tropical paradise with turquoise water and pure white sand. Its also one of the top 10 dive/snorkel sights in the world so we were persuaded to do a two day snorkeling trip. The two hour speedboat journey there was a bit nerve wracking, and we were a bit disappointed that our tour group consisted entirely of middle aged women with abundant bodily hair, but it was well worth it when we arrived. The snorkeling was amazing, we saw what seemed like every kind of fish imaginable, and just so many of them, puffafish, starfish, sea turtles, and i cant remember the names of the others! After trying to avoid our tour group at dinner we camped overnight which was fun, apart from the lack of sleep - our tent was surrounded by gigantic bats that screeched all night long.

Dan enjoying tropical paradise on the Similan Isles

After another bumpy speedboat ride back we were meant to cross straight over to the Gulf
coast on the way to Koh Pagnan but we missed our bus by about 1 minute and so were stranded in Khao Lak for the night, a bit of a strange place, its where the tsunami hit worst and was still like a ghost town. We set off bright and early the next morning but accidentally got on the wrong bus, the locals bus rather than the air conditioned VIP bus we’d planned on. It rattled along stopping every 20 minutes or so and by the end I had a thai lady asleep on my shoulder, but we did finally reach Koh Phangan. We weren't there for a full moon party but the place we were staying at had crazy pool parties every two days so we managed a few buckets of sangsom and redbull anyway. What a lethal combination, after the first one we found ourselves still wondering round the town at 4am wondering what to do next.

Watching the sunset from Sunset Rock

At this point we decided that a month of islands was enough and that we’d head north to Chiang Mai. We decided not to fly as it was too expensive but I don't think we fully appreciated that it was 1500 km away from Koh Phangan, this turned out to be the journey from hell! The first 6 hours on the ferry was fairly uneventful, and luckily we managed to buy the last two sleeper bunks for the overnight train to Bangkok (organised as ever we’d forgotten to book in advance) but this train turned out to be delayed meaning we missed our connection in Bangkok. After a night of no sleep we trudged to the bus station instead and sat on the coach for 10 hours, finally reaching Chiang Mai 32 hours after we’d set out!

Monday 9 February 2009

Koh Jum - The Simple Life

What’s all this business about the snow in England?! We’ve had a few photos from people and it looks crazy, it seems such a shame to be missing it. Meanwhile we’ve found a true tropical paradise! We’ve just spent a week on Koh Jum, a tiny tiny island in the Andaman sea. It must only be about 2 km in length and we managed to the tour of the entire island in about 1 hour. It consists of a beach, a mountain, two fishing villages and 15 or so sets of bungalows, and thats about it! Its so good being forced to relax, and being somewhere so unspoiled that all the tourists haven't found out about yet. Its unbelievably tranquil here, when we go swimming in the morning we are often the only people in the sea and its a bit strange having a km of beach all to yourself!

Sunset at Golden Pearl Beach

Koh Jum doesn't have electricity either which has been interesting. Most of the bars have generators that run from 6-11pm but other than that its paraffin lamps and head torches. After sunset its pitch black which makes the 20 minute walk through the woods into the village like something out of a horror film, you know the monkeys are watching you and the ground is full of creepy crawlies even though you cant see them! On the subject of animals, on our first night we realized we were sharing our bungalow with 2 frogs, numerous lizards, a mouse and a scorpion! Dan tried to kill the scorpion by drowning it in the sink, but amazingly two days later it was still alive! There’s also a few jellyfish in the sea (Dan got stung on the face – don't worry, he’s fine) so I think we’ve had our fair share of nature for now.

Reading by Paraffin Lamp

We don't have too much to tell you about as most of our time’s been spent reading, swimming and eating fresh fish. We did venture out of the hammocks for two day trips though – a snorkeling trip to nearby Bamboo Island (the fish were amazing, and tried to eat your legs) and a tour of the island on motorbikes that we rented. This was harder that it sounds as the inhabitants of Koh Jum use the word “road” very loosely and they are in fact rocky, steep, rollercoaster-like death tracks. Anyway, we were meant to get one each but I got too scared so Dan had to learn with me on the back. Luckily he picks things up quickly and all was fine, although we did average a speed of about 10mph.

Bamboo Island

Yesterday we arrived on Koh Lanta, the next island down which is a lot bigger and more developed but still pretty chilled out. They have electricity too so Dan is very pleased that he can play with all his gadgets again and I can use my hairdryer, bliss! It seems a shame though, on Koh Jum everything we ate was so fresh and healthy but here we’ve already found a 7/11 that sells packs of chocolate biscuits for 10p, we must resist!

Saturday 31 January 2009

Bangkok 27th-31st Jan

We’ve arrived in Bangkok! After a month of DIY and what seems like a lifetime of planning for this trip, not to mention a few last minute disaters (Dan drilling through a water pipe 12 hours before we left and the ATM at Bangkok airport swallowing our cash card) we’ve finally made it. Its hot and smoggy here, about 25 degrees so a big change from the siberian winter back home. The thought of not needing a jumper for the next 6 months seems very strange.

We’re staying just off the Khao San Road and decided to opt for luxury for the first two nights – an £8 a night guest house with a rooftop swimming pool! We’ve now downgraded after carefully identifying the best deals in the neighbourhood and have a lovely room for half the price. It even comes equipped with a window which a lot of the ones we looked at didnt. The only down side is that its on the 5th floor and carrying my rucksack up there almost killed me!


So, what have we been doing since we arrived? Well, mainly we’ve been eating! The food is so good and is everywhere you look, the street stalls cooking pad thai in front of you make it far too tempting to pass by without getting something, and there’s always room for just one more spring roll. Breakfast now means banana pancakes and we’ve become addicted to the fruitshakes and are averaging about 3 a day.


We’ve also ventured out of backpacker land into China town which is one crazy place, neon lights everywhere, a sort of chinese Time Square. The main road is lined with food stalls and the tables and chairs are literally in the road, leaving taxi drivers and tuk tuks to negiotuate around you as you eat your dinner. Im not sure what we were expecting of the food, but certainly not what we saw! We must have walked the entire length of the road, twice, without seeing any food that we even remotely recognised or that looked edible. Everywhere there were large pots boiling away filled with all manner of horribel looking ingredients, being stirred by what im sure were chinese witches. At last we were saved when we saw the word “prawn” on a menu and hurriedly grabbed a table. A bit scared by the horrors of what we’d seen cooking along the way we decided to play it safe and ordered a very boring prawn fried rice and chicken wings (I think dan is missing Nando’s). The Thai farmer sat next to us must have taken pity on our boring tourist tastes as he tried to entice us with the all the strange delights he’d ordered. Unfortunately he couldnt translate what they were for us but im pretty sure one was an eye of some sort.

Last night I discovered my favorite method of transport in Bangkok, the river taxi, you get a scenic tour of the city and avoid the traffic jams and the death defying experience of trying to cross the road. We disembarked Downtown where we were suddenly surrounded by the familar sight of macdonalds, subway and pizza hut. A few two many Singha’s later I am now the proud owner of a “gucci” watch and we are both now fully adept at dodging ping pong balls.

I think that’s all for now, Im eager to finish writing as we‘re off to get thai massages! Its a little treat before we begin the 12 hour bus journey to Krabi en route to our next destination Koh Jum for a mega relaxing week on the beach. Hope you are all well, much love from both of us.

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